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Hot spa time in Skyrim
You can’t see me…. can you?
My sneak so high that with my enchanted gear I’m almost invisble. Indoors, I can sneak right in front of fools and remain unseen. They have to bump into me before they notice me, its hilarious.
Q:Apparently Faendal goes to your house (the one in whiterun) even if you're not friends with him. So he ain't banging her :P I don't think haha
He never did before I married her, only after the fact. He sometimes sits with her by the door and usually leaves when I arrive or wake up. I’m sure they’re “just friends”.
I think Faendal is banging my wife.
Just fast traveled home at around 10 o’clock and Faendal is in my house. Strange because I could have sworn this wasn’t the first time. The only people who should be in my house is my Housecarl Lydia and my newly wedded wife Camilla Valerius (she kept her maiden name). Now when I first met Faendal he mentioned he had a crush on her and wanted me to help sabotage his rival suitor’s good name with Camilla. Well I decided to screw him over and tell her about it and he hasn’t talked to me since. Later I decided to take her as my wife and now he’s hanging around a lot it makes me suspicious. Next time I catch him in my house I’m slitting his throat.
Adventures in Skyrim 6
So I’m pretty much untouchable at this point, literally even the biggest enemies die before entering melee range. However, I did get my ass handed to me last night courtesy of an Ancient Dragon. Saw his perch by the Mehrunes Dagon shrine and after he noticed me, he killed me with his first blast of ice breath. After dying a couple of times like that I decided I needed something to hide behind. So I ran behind this giant pillar in his base and preceded to take potshots at him with spells and arrows. My arrows only took slivers of his health away and spells seemed useless at first. Once I almost had him when he crashed into the ground but when I moved out to get a clearer shot he preceded to crush me in jaws and throw me away like a used napkin. The last time I played it real safe including placing a dual cast Fire Rune in the spot where he crashes and though it was slow in the end he succumbed to my arrows. I took his soul, bones, treasures and Fireballed him off the mountain.
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Close to Godly
I’m coming rule close to Godhood in Skyrim. With my current gear, spells and skills, I can down most enemies very quickly. I now stagger enemies with arrows so in one encounter I was fighting the boss of the castle. I simply shot him at point blank range and because he kept staggering back he never touched me. Six arrows and he was dead. Now that I can summon Dremora Lords most major fighters or spellcasters go down fast. Soon I’ll be invincible!
Adventures in Skyrim 5
Made the decision to finally reinforce the thieves guild’s clout. I made it down to the honey farm where I was to empty a safe and then burn down some hives. By the way, the fact that they make alcohol from honey is hilarious. So I sneak in through the sewers as suggested and proceeded to steal a bunch of crap and I did it while only having to kill one guard, sneaking around at least ten. As I was watching the hives burn I wondered, could I kill all these outdoor guards or would the guild frown upon it. Just as I was pondering my options I was discovered and cornered, soon I’m fighting four guys and not even breaking a sweat. After that the choice was clear kill’em all. When I returned I received a pat on the back, some gold and a new mission with no mention of the massacre I left behind.
Crushing Dragons
I decided to finally make the trek to Lost Tongue Overlook and take out the dragon there. I’d been given the contract to kill it early in the game, but the distance was so far I really didn’t feel like going all the way down there. Well on my way up the mountain I encountered an Ice Storm trap that fucking me up. I thought shit if this things a ball buster I can only imagine what the dragons like. Well I was prepared to go all out cast spells, summon monster, apply poisons to my arrows, but instead he plops right down beside me and I figure “Hey let’s try and go pure sword and shield style!”. Well after my first swing and his first bite and blast of fire, I realized that this one is gonna be a push over. I might have had heal once but I hacked him to death in no more than 20 seconds and that’s including the flourish at the end where I climbed on his head and stuck my sword through his face. A truly epic stomping to be seen.
